a name for someone who can finish a cigarette in under 45 seconds and smokes upward of 2 packs a day.
the group of people were smoking and decided to see who could pull a father durso off the fastest. the fastest time was 37 seconds.
by cartman1080 January 28, 2012
Get the father durso mug.adj. One is dursty when one wants to get sufficently drunk. A jonesin for some boozin. Can also be said as "Fred Dursty". A thirst to get drunk, hence "dursty"
"Yo man lets get dursty tonight...I'll pick up some 40 oz's and we'll drink till we're black-out, smoke mad crack rock, deep throat a 9 inch flesh light, and then try to score a sloppy handi from some hotty."
"Ohhh dude I am so dursty...We need to get a couple dirty thirty racks and play beer pong till I've drank myself impotent...and then I'll try to score a handi...from your mom. Shes got the Barry Bonds' grip"
"Holy Friholas I am soo dursty..too bad I'm getting a handi right now...I'd love to shotgun warm steel reserves 'till I can't feel my face."
"Ohhh dude I am so dursty...We need to get a couple dirty thirty racks and play beer pong till I've drank myself impotent...and then I'll try to score a handi...from your mom. Shes got the Barry Bonds' grip"
"Holy Friholas I am soo dursty..too bad I'm getting a handi right now...I'd love to shotgun warm steel reserves 'till I can't feel my face."
by wade, "king of the durst" December 14, 2008
Get the dursty mug.Any lyric pertaining to the dynamic rhyming pattern known to most as rhyming the word, with the same exact word. To many rappers and musicians this can often be a useful tool. Prior to Fred Dursts discovery that, a given word will in fact ALWAYS rhyme with the same given word, it has since caught on at a national level. Fred Durst himself, lead singer of the popular band, Limp Bizket, is himself infamous for some of the most musically talented Fred Durst lines of all time.
The following are actual Fred Durst lines:
"Take a look at this Shit right here, L-I-M-P Bizket is right here"
"I did it all for the Nookie, The what? The Nookie"
"Cause if you dont care, then we dont care"
"So shut the f**k up, and pack the f**k up, while we f**k this track up."
"Should i be feeling bad (no), Should i be feeling good (no)"
"All the critics wanna hit it, and shit can how we did it, just because they dont get it."
"And maybe im just a little f**ked up, Lifes just a little f**ked up"
"Take a look at this Shit right here, L-I-M-P Bizket is right here"
"I did it all for the Nookie, The what? The Nookie"
"Cause if you dont care, then we dont care"
"So shut the f**k up, and pack the f**k up, while we f**k this track up."
"Should i be feeling bad (no), Should i be feeling good (no)"
"All the critics wanna hit it, and shit can how we did it, just because they dont get it."
"And maybe im just a little f**ked up, Lifes just a little f**ked up"
by DougPolk November 6, 2006
Get the Fred Durst mug.When being banned from the website Encyclopaedia Metallum, you are 'dursted'. Reason being Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit) is a disgrace in metal, therefore the site hates him.
by Katherine Anonymous September 17, 2008
Get the dursted mug.(adjective) Dull, unimaginative, fearful of the unexplained, opposed to change, overly concerned with social appearances. From Harry Potter's muggle relatives, the Dursleys.
I wanted to get a tattoo, but my boyfriend got rather dursleyish about the whole thing, so I gave up on the idea.
by John Edward Campbell July 24, 2008
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Get the Durst-bag mug.A failing or gradual loss, as in popularity, character, power, or value; deterioration.
A decline in something or someone who was previously powerful, influential, or popular, preceding a fade into obscurity and irrelevance.
A post "jumping the shark" wane in popularity.
A decline in something or someone who was previously powerful, influential, or popular, preceding a fade into obscurity and irrelevance.
A post "jumping the shark" wane in popularity.
by Sheikh al-Gore October 2, 2007
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