Durfing

The act of shaking the bed or couch while two people soak/dry hump so they aren’t committing a sin in the Mormon religion.

We invited Randy over to lift the couch up and down while we soaked so we could be pure while Durfing.

by ThatOneGuyNoPants May 22, 2025

[durfing]

The ability to surf the internet DURING work hours without getting fired. (during + surfing = durfing)

Ludek's great ability at durfing made him look like he was busy.

by Rovertaasfa May 14, 2008

hurfing and durfing

Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.

I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!

by subberz August 31, 2010

Beer During

The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.

Wanna come over later so I can have a beer during?

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 25, 2019

Dursing

When you repeatedly hit someone offline

i kept dursing him because he was annoying

by OhhhBigDaddy May 19, 2020

derfing

Aggressively grinding each other while making out.

Abby was derfing so hard last night with him.

by yunglivin September 1, 2019

Squire-Dorfing

To squire about town with your papel dorf.

Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!

by DORFSQUIRE June 2, 2010