Dumpleton

a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch would do anything, I made her come give me a dumpleton and wipe my ass at the same time.

by hierluego May 16, 2011

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Dumplette

Reference to "girl poo". There is usually no stink accompanied with this poo, unlike those produced by their male counterparts. The dumplette is generally small in size and requires minimal use of toilet paper.

Dumplette's are great in public restrooms because they're so discreet. One can walk out of the bathroom stall after the dumplette is made and not receive looks of disgust from others.

The dumplette could quite possibly be the commencement of the popular male notion that "women do not poop". Just because it is unseen, unheard, and unsmelled does not mean it does not exsist.

Jenny: "Wow, Sandra...that was a quick bathroom break you just took. You must have just had to go number 1, huh?"

Sandra: "Actually Jenny, I took a dumplette!"

by RavenousOne November 15, 2009

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Dumpette

a girl that has been dumped

i heard some guy's friend dumped his girlfriend,she is now called dumpette

by homeblo February 20, 2009

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Dumplet

A girl with a perfectly shaped phat booty.

"Damn, look at Kenzie...She got a dumplet."

by FatherLove121494 August 29, 2019

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dumpstitute

N. A person who offers sexual favors for a nominal fee. They, however, are unwilling to do these acts in a car, or a motel room. Instead, they perform all sexual acts behind, next too, around or in a dumpster.

"Oh my goodness, did you see that guy puttin it too the dumpstitute behind the dumpster?"

by Erica Noel February 19, 2009

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