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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: "Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 28, 2025
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Dude you always do this shit

A phrase Norman "Nick" uses when he feels like he is being plotted against or purposefully exposed. When he uses this phrase it means that he's genuinely done with your bullshit and getting annoyed. He usually uses this phrase whenever Henry is doing some annoying ass shit to get on his nerves. If this phrase is dropped on you, you better quit agitating the nigga because you don't want to face the wrath of the uncaged lion.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you said that the girl over there is pretty cute, you want me to set you up?

Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.
by TurnM3Up July 28, 2020
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dude you’re a fucking cuck

leafyishere’s words returning to YouTube in response to IDubbbz being an absolute simp
IDubbz: “My girlfriend started an only fans and i think it’s cool, yeah”
Leafy: “Dude you’re a fucking cuck
by Walter Snarf March 31, 2020
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Dude Yogurt

Jizz,Cum or any white substance coming out of the male organ.
John:Dude i got dude yogurt all over my sheets!

Bill:Nasty, try doing that in a girl.
by Andre' Studdard October 19, 2010
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Dude you have no Quran

Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)
by Rahrahbahbnahm September 22, 2010
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Dude You're a ninja!

The way a person would be able to sneak into a room without you or anyone else noticing that they just entered.
A group of people are talking in a circle.

Person A walks behind everyone.

Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-

Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!
by Thequestioniswhoareyou February 26, 2011
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dude your fucked, literally

Originated from Pete and Jim from Massena NY.

Idea originally came from a ‘Korn’ CD where on a hidden track a man screamed, "No Jerry, Your FUCKED"

‘Your fucked!’ had become a common saying between us.

After speaking with a young girl, Hailey Banks, we found out the she had, had sex, and she was fucked LITERALLY!

So there you have it.
"dude your fucked..... literally."
by alienSkull February 10, 2005
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