Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.
I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.
I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.
I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.
by Gajapidi March 18, 2014
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"Hey man, what's with the squint?"
"Oh doood I've got a nasty case of dryeballs"
"Yeah you should get some Murine for those bad boys"
"Oh doood I've got a nasty case of dryeballs"
"Yeah you should get some Murine for those bad boys"
by aquariumbat May 19, 2009
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Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.
by Professor Hobbs December 4, 2010
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Variations: Dryees
Variations: Dryees
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by Honest Jackson November 5, 2004
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by DeadSext March 1, 2010
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His main guitars are a Fender Stratocaster, a Gibson Les Paul Junior, and a Gibson Flying V.
He plays left-handed while setting the strings as it were on a right-handed guitar. He is extremely versitile, as he is capable of playing slide guitar.
His performance at the Budokan in 2/25/09 on the Eric Clapton tour was especially badass.
His main guitars are a Fender Stratocaster, a Gibson Les Paul Junior, and a Gibson Flying V.
He plays left-handed while setting the strings as it were on a right-handed guitar. He is extremely versitile, as he is capable of playing slide guitar.
His performance at the Budokan in 2/25/09 on the Eric Clapton tour was especially badass.
Doyle Bramhall II can play a right-handed guitar left-handed.
I wish I was Doyle Bramhall II.
Doyle Bramhall II currently tours besides Eric Clapton and has been doing it for a couple of years.
Doyle Bramhall II is equally amazing as Derek Trucks.
I wish I was Doyle Bramhall II.
Doyle Bramhall II currently tours besides Eric Clapton and has been doing it for a couple of years.
Doyle Bramhall II is equally amazing as Derek Trucks.
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