drunktard

A person that acts retarded when drunk.

That drunk guy is pissing on the cop car! What a drunktard!

by Kilopoo July 2, 2009

drunktalk

The trash one speaks while drunk.

Girl 1: So what was up with that last night when that chick accidentally spilled her drink on you and were ready to fight? You were talking serious trash to her!

Girl 2: laughs...that was definite drunktalk! I was smashed!

by xxxara January 10, 2009

Drunkmanship

How a person or people behave when they are under the influence of alcohol.

He or She minds his or her Drunkmanship

Practicing proper Drunkmanship: Not drinking too much. Not getting violent or too loud when consuming alcoholic beverages.

by James M Greer February 23, 2009

drunktarded

A state of being in which you are so drunk, that you feel that you may or may not be mentally retarded.

I was so drunktarded at the party last night, I don't remember if I took a jacket or not.

by FriendlySpatula November 5, 2005

drunktaneous

the spontaneous state of mind created after consuming large ammounts of alcohol.

I was so drunktaneous last night that i felt in necessary to pee on a cop car

by Chris Guard January 6, 2008

Drunktard

A drunken college student who won't stop (sometimes simultaneously at various times of day and night) fornicating/having sex on your front lawn, pissing against your house, or breaking into your shed to vomit and then steal your sitting lawn mower.

I wish those drunktards would stop getting their cum all over my lawn.

I am so happy UPD arrested all those drunktards yesterday.

I caught this drunktard in a giant net. I am going to keep it as a pet and feed it nachos

by Star Destroyer 2.0 October 6, 2010

Drunktarded

A combination of the words drunk and retarded, it simply means retardedly drunk and acting in an idiotic or inapropriate manor.

"Hey why is Dan trying to piggyback on Jordans back?" "Oh don't pay any attention to them they're drunktarded..."

by Dan Tuckers May 11, 2008