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doubletwat

Girls born with two twats, a very rare occurrence, but doubles the pleasure, doubles the fun. (D.T. for short)
Sandy is a doubletwat
by jujulips November 3, 2004
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Doubletard

Twice as retarded as a normal tard.
Johnny isn't just a normal tard, he's a doubletard.
by UUUUUUUU September 24, 2014
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Joan Rivers Doubletake

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007
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Doubletext

When you are messaging someone back and forth and while you are writing a response their last message they send another message on a different topic. You realize the second message requires a completely separate message to answer so you quickly finish your initial response and send it. Then as you start typing the second message the other person reads the message you already sent then proceeds to write a message back, ignoring the second topic of conversation as if he or she were talking to someone else. You respond in the same fashion and the two of you have two separate messaging conversations at the same time until some point one topic is dropped or the messaging ends altogether.
Example of a doubletext:
You: Want to see a movie later?
Me: Sure, what film?
Me again: Did you hear that our company is upgrading our work computers?
You: How about 'Spaceballs?'
You: Yeah dude, I could finally run some Crysis on there!
Me: Meet you downtown around eight?
Me: And yeah lol
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doubletapper

DoubleTapper is the registered tradmark of an Israeli Counter-Terrorism operator, IDF Officer, Blogger, Vlogger who has been online for over a decade and is followed by millions.
That DoubleTapper is always on the mark!
by JustMeSoDontAsk November 1, 2017
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DoubleTrouble

Double Trouble is the band Julie and Flynn created when they were 6 years old. Even though Julie never agreed to that name, her and Flynn are best friend goals and always are there to support each other.
I wish I had a friendship like DoubleTrouble.
by Yogi the Doggo January 3, 2021
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nutritional doublethink

The simultaneous acceptance of two contradictory beliefs about a food.

The term nutritional doublethink is derived from George Orwell’s book, 1984. In 1984, the ruling party encouraged doublethink, defined as the ability to simultaneously hold two contradictory thoughts in one's head without recognizing the contradiction. We can apply the concept of doublethink to nutrition.
Cookies and cream low-fat yogurt is an example of nutritional doublethink. Low-fat yogurt implies healthy, but inherently we know cookies are unhealthy. By accepting the food as both unhealthy and healthy, we are holding two contradictory concepts about a food in our head, without recognizing the contradiction.
by NDoublethink June 4, 2016
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