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vip driving

Using the sidewalk or opposite lane to navigate your vehicle through slow traffic. This involves blatant disregard for street laws and pedestrians, which often results in incrimination, vehicle damage, or death. Your insurance company would abandon you like a red-headed stepchild.
Enraged by the slow traffic, Mark decided to use a technique called VIP driving by veering onto the sidewalk and slamming on the accelerator.
by Dead-Recker August 22, 2006
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plant based drippin

Someone on a plant based diet who is overflowing with style and flavor.
OfficialGreyMusic is a vegan rapper who dropped a dope ass freestyle in the car in 2016 called “Vegan Thanksgiving”. He became an internet sensation because his style and originality. He then coined the phrase “Plant Based Drippin”. Ex. Grey the rapper got so much swag, he’s plant based drippin!
by J.Shredder December 5, 2017
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drowsy driving

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.
Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."
by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014
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I'm driving

The thing constantly said by a teenager once they get their learner permit for a drivers license. Usually repeated numerous times in any given day and mostly when the parents announce having to go someplace for something.
Mom to dad," I have to go pick up Jr., need anything ?"
Teenage daughter grabs keys and says," I'm driving."
by jpg3 September 28, 2010
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Dutch Drippings

The occasional stage between a Dutch Oven and Dutch Delight.
"Whoopshie, just dropped a few Dutch Drippings!"
by Rourke's Bulge August 8, 2016
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driving the porcelain bus

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.
Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."
by Ozymoron October 2, 2009
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Deerstracted Driving

Dangerous and imprudent driving as a result of inattentiveness caused by scanning passing fields for wild game.
"Barry put his pick-up in the ditch after missing the curve during a deerstracted driving event. The bill from the body shop will cost him many bucks and quite a bit of doe."
by Angry Wound November 13, 2019
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