dicksmashed

The act of annihilating another opponent in any form of competition

Hey, you guys lookin' to get dicksmashed?

by smacks555 February 25, 2011

Dinosmash

Slamming a girl so hard that it looks prehistoric.

1:"Sorry I walked in on you and Jessabbelle last night, man. Killer Dinosmash, though!"
2: "It's all good. Thanks!"

by MRCWILL August 27, 2015

Drinkstable

(noun) A Police Officer (Brit., vulg.)

Derived from the well-known British spoonerism, "I haven't had a cunt all night, drinkstable!" (an inebriated corruption of "I haven't had a drink all night, constable!" - commonly offered in one's own defence when apprehended by the forces of law and order for some minor motoring infraction - eg., running down a Sunday school outing or driving one's Bentley through the Food Hall at Harrods).

Banned for six months? Come off it, drinkstable - I've only had a dozen pink gins, a jug of Pimm's, three halves of light ale and a schooner of amontillado. My cousin's a JP, you know!

by Just_Tom November 17, 2009

dicksmash

when you smash yo girl face wit yo dick SON!!!!!

IM ABOUT TO DICKSMASH YOU

by Ashton_Bombardment February 17, 2017

dicksmash

n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.

"Holy crap! I can't believe you just did that... you are such a dicksmash!"

by Robert Ricochet September 24, 2005

Drinkmare

Bad dreams caused solely by consuming too much alcohol, and usually shortly before going to sleep (i.e., drinking on your way to bed).

Really wish I hadn't downed so much sauce last night! Didn't need that last pour; I'm exhausted 'cause I had the worst drinkmares all night.

by Playful Pen March 23, 2011

dicksmashing

way better than masturbation.

1: whatcha doing?
2: dicksmashing!

by in4m8ion April 27, 2008