dickhaus 

pronounced: (dik-houz)

someone who acts stupid, angry, rude, or selfish. Used like the words asshole or douchebag

pluralized: dickhauses

The cop that rodney-kinged me was a DICKHAUS

dickhaus by Prison Prodigy November 4, 2010

drunkshausted

One who is so drunk and tired at the same time to the point where you cannot perform any mental or physical task without error or sounding ridiculous.

Amanda underestimated how long she would sleep after a night of drinking and became very noticeably drunkshausted.

drunk tired exhausted

drunkshausted by BDOGG42 December 2, 2013

drunkmaus 

A name given to a person with a 10ft long penis. Often making emil's jealous of its size. No woman can resist them and they are the ultimate sexual partner

Hey do you see that guy with the massive dick over there?

Yea, he's a DrunkMaus

drunkmaus by DaManOfEpic September 17, 2016

Drinkubus 

A spirit that brings you spirits. A good ghost that effs you up in your sleep.

Also, an excuse for abhorrent, drunken behavior for which you've been blamed but have absolutely no recollection.

I'm so hungover. I must have been visited by a drinkubus last night.

Drinkubus by JaredEwy February 4, 2017

Dickhausted 

Getting so much dick that you are physically and mentally exhausted.

After vigorous sexual escapades, Dorothy was dickhausted.

Dickhausted by Dorothy is dickhausted July 1, 2019

Dickhaus 

I short, blonde Aryan who generally acts loud or like a lemur on heavy doses of coffee.

That guy is literally yelling and flaring his arms around, he’s such a Dickhaus.

Dickhaus by ItsBearSeason December 18, 2019

Drinkfast 

When your not feeling like a breakfast, so you drink instead. It could be as interesting and filling as any smoothie, or water. Having a drinkfast should be a rare thing, as it can be unhealthy and dangerous to have daily.

“I’m quite thirsty, and not too hungry, I think I’ll have my monthly drinkfast.”

Drinkfast by Iona <3 August 9, 2022