driftwood 

Noun : An erection that finds its way out of a man's undergarments of its own accord .

After seeing Kim in those tight-ass shorts my dick done shot straight outta' my boxers!!! If I don't shove this driftwood back in I'm gonna' chafe somethin' fierce .

driftwood by Boozeman August 24, 2006

Driftwood 

An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.

Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.

Driftwood by Dave720 May 12, 2016

Driftwood 

A semi chub that drifts to either side of your pants

Ray: You see that chick running?

Jack: **Adjusts pants**

Ray: What're you doing?

Jack: Driftwood

Driftwood by Snickelfritz69 June 18, 2017

Driftwood 

DEADWOOD refers to worthless people in large companies, DRIFTWOOD is when that employee gets passed from one department to another hoping to find a place where they can add value (or delay getting fired).

Joe is totally Driftwood, he has been passed off to every department in this division and never once completed a days work.

Driftwood by DCE1511 June 20, 2019

Driftwood 

The male equivalent of a starfish. A man who is just a piece of “wood” floating through the sexual experience.

Meghan: so how was last night? *wink wink

Alexa: terrible, wont be seeing him again, he’s driftwood.

Driftwood by Chris Madd September 28, 2019

DriftWood 

Morning wood happens in the morning - but my man has DriftWood all throughout the middle of the nite.

My man keeps waking me up in the middle of the nite w his DriftWood.

DriftWood by theSpaceCase February 22, 2023

Driftwood 

A full erection in combination with a leakage of pre-cum.

After the arrival of his stunning lover, it was not long before Dave had driftwood.

Driftwood by yousmellliketoothpaste October 22, 2009