Driftwood

A full erection in combination with a leakage of pre-cum.

After the arrival of his stunning lover, it was not long before Dave had driftwood.

by yousmellliketoothpaste October 22, 2009

Driftwood

Driftwood is a partial erection, or a half flaccid/half erect phallus. This is commonly acquired while one is interrupted during sexual activity. It can be confused with a "Broner," however, it is not the same.

I was about to bang this chick last night but then I got Driftwood and couldn't. At least she gave me a blowchub.

by daSHEEP February 23, 2011

Driftwood

When a penis is only halfway erect

i expected morning wood, but when i awoke i was mildly amused that i only had driftwood.

by nikolijubalee July 2, 2011

Driftwood

The guy, or guys, that you meet and have sex with while you're at the beach. They, and their "wood", drift in and out of your life for the day/night, the week, the summer - however long you're in a beach environment.

Hey Cutie K, let's to the beach next week and pick up some shells and driftwood.

by DebDanger July 25, 2017

driftwood

Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up.

When Rhiana, the neighbor, asked if I wanted to "watch a movie" I thought for sure we'd get down. To my chagrin, we literally watched a movie while my driftwood bobbed in vain on a hopeless, lonely, sea.

by Brad Yo February 8, 2006

driftwood

a random boner, a stiffy out of nowhere

Chris L. was wearing his umbros in class and got up to leave and low and behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!

by Slick Nick October 13, 2005

driftwood

the act of laying in a pool floating on your back naked while your boner is sticking up out the water

where is uncle jeff? oh he's busy doing his afternoon driftwood

by jmanning June 16, 2018