driftwood

Noun : An erection that finds its way out of a man's undergarments of its own accord .

After seeing Kim in those tight-ass shorts my dick done shot straight outta' my boxers!!! If I don't shove this driftwood back in I'm gonna' chafe somethin' fierce .

by Boozeman August 24, 2006

Driftwood

An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.

Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016

Driftwood

A semi chub that drifts to either side of your pants

Ray: You see that chick running?

Jack: **Adjusts pants**

Ray: What're you doing?

Jack: Driftwood

by Snickelfritz69 June 18, 2017

Driftwood

DEADWOOD refers to worthless people in large companies, DRIFTWOOD is when that employee gets passed from one department to another hoping to find a place where they can add value (or delay getting fired).

Joe is totally Driftwood, he has been passed off to every department in this division and never once completed a days work.

by DCE1511 June 20, 2019

Driftwood

The male equivalent of a starfish. A man who is just a piece of “wood” floating through the sexual experience.

Meghan: so how was last night? *wink wink

Alexa: terrible, wont be seeing him again, he’s driftwood.

by Chris Madd September 28, 2019

DriftWood

Morning wood happens in the morning - but my man has DriftWood all throughout the middle of the nite.

My man keeps waking me up in the middle of the nite w his DriftWood.

by theSpaceCase February 22, 2023

Driftwood

A full erection in combination with a leakage of pre-cum.

After the arrival of his stunning lover, it was not long before Dave had driftwood.

by yousmellliketoothpaste October 22, 2009