Chocolate Dunkers

When you have explosive diarrhea, get some on the testicular region, and then teabag someone.

My good friend, I happened to have put my fair spouse into some un-easyness when I placed upon her my chocolate dunkers; I believe it may have been caused by the hot wings I had eaten previously before. Jolly good time.

Doe man doe, I gave my bitch some of 'dem chocolate dunkers after I got me some of dat KAY EFF CAYYYYY. Jolly good time.

by Rusty Shackleford, Son February 2, 2009

Drunkercise

Exercise while drunk.

I decided to get some drunkercise and ran home from the party.

by S7 February 28, 2009

chunker dunker

Guy who dates big chicks.

Victor is a chunker dunker, and will only go out with big chicks.

by fivexfive June 17, 2008

Muff Dunker

General slang for a lesbian. It comes from the act of one lesbian 'dunking' ones face into another's 'muff' or vagina.
This is also a term for a guy who eats a lot of pussy.

'Dude, don't... I think she's a muff dunker'

' "Hey I hear Larry's gettin action now!"

"Serious?!"

"Yeah he's a regular muff dunker!"

by Cayk September 20, 2010

donut dunker

Someone who dunks the proverbial donut into the company coffee; i.e., someone who sleeps around with colleagues from work.

"Check out Alan, he's hitting on the new chick already"
"What a donut dunker!"

by WingNut December 15, 2007

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

by Neigbs August 20, 2008

Drunkernaught

Someone who believes that they are unstoppable or impervious to pain when under the influence of alcoholic substances.

Some dude at the party last night was a total drunkernaught and thought he'd be able to run through a brick wall...well the wall over powered the drunkernaught.

by xArbanatorx June 12, 2009