by Matt $ September 21, 2005
Get the Dotche mug.1.)Phonetic pronunciation of the word "douchebag." Originates from how a computer program says the term "douchebag".
2.) A (usually un/undereducated) guy/girl that thinks he/she knows it all, and eagerly seizes on any opportunity to blather on (usually at extreme length) about said subject. This person possesses surface knowlege at best, and such blathering is to show everyone present that he or she is not ignorant. In so doing, however, he/she not only makes him/herself look ignorant, but, even worse, someone whom thinks they know something but knows nothing and wants to brag about it, in essence making him or herself look like a total douche!
Note: This person is usually male, though douchebaggotry frequently occurs in females.
2.) A (usually un/undereducated) guy/girl that thinks he/she knows it all, and eagerly seizes on any opportunity to blather on (usually at extreme length) about said subject. This person possesses surface knowlege at best, and such blathering is to show everyone present that he or she is not ignorant. In so doing, however, he/she not only makes him/herself look ignorant, but, even worse, someone whom thinks they know something but knows nothing and wants to brag about it, in essence making him or herself look like a total douche!
Note: This person is usually male, though douchebaggotry frequently occurs in females.
"Oh, fuck, here he goes again. Everytime somebody says something about ANY subject he clears his throat and then starts going on and on about it. You can tell he got all his info from watching the Discovery Channel! What a dowtchabag!"
by Arkadius September 7, 2012
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by kikiok July 29, 2017
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by D.a.n.i.e.l.C December 2, 2009
Get the douytch mug.One who hooks up in ditches, and gets payed accordingly. Average pay for their services is typically a nickle or so. Really bad at what they do yet really obnoxious and whoreish. Also, a major poser. Applies to both males and females.
Person 1: "Dude, look at those guys over there, they think they are so gansta"
Person 2: "Yeah, what losers"
Person 1: "Well, we know where to find them...dytchhorrs!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what losers"
Person 1: "Well, we know where to find them...dytchhorrs!"
by The beastly trio July 7, 2010
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Get the doitch mug.Irish slang. Usually shouted at a road bowling match when a player throws the bowl well, but it can be used under other circumstances. It basically means, "I wouldn't ever doubt you."
by IRISHlad March 23, 2009
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