Doucheborough

1. Used by Jon Stewart to refer to Joe Scarborough during his interview with Jim Cramer.

see: Joe Scarborough

"You can tell Doucheborough it isn't supposed to be fair."

by Don Barno June 3, 2009

Douchelord

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.

His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.

by thebeckster February 7, 2010

douchehorse

Someone who's douchyness is too large to fit into a bag.

Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.

Can't believe that guy cut in front of me in line and spilt his drink on me while doing it, he's such a douchehorse

by Rakky September 26, 2009

douchedom

The realm of which douchebags/douches fall under.

Beth was supposed to meet me for lunch in the city. I took the train 45 minutes into the city but she blew me off because she was so enveloped in her excessive email binges. She really is the queen of douchedom.

by Chizzle Rizzle February 14, 2007

Doucheforia

The ultimate level of douchieness one can reach.

Tom has reached a new level of doucheforia!

by Spider13 August 13, 2014

douchelord

There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.

Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!

by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011

Doucheborg

Anyone wearing a Bluetooth headset in public, especially when not actually using the device.

A play on the term 'douchebag', refers to both 'cyborg' (where a living human is enhanced through the addition of one or more surgically implanted electronic devices), and more specifically 'The Borg' of Star Trek: The Next Generation, with their utter interconnection to every other Borg.

I saw that guy standing at the urinal while talking on his Jawbone. What a doucheborg.

by thedugong September 9, 2009