douche-whore

A person who whores out his/her douchiness (aka is extremely rude/mean to everyone)

Some of the members of my debate team were being complete douche-whores when they let us get lost while they went to Yogurtland and Jamba Juice.

by Jim Bob the Debater March 8, 2011

douchehorse

A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.

That Kublai Khan douchehorse was a real douchehorse.

by zurmalurm May 26, 2009

assbag douchehole

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008

douche whore

a woman who typically dates douche bags, also known as a "douche ho"

"Is Isabella still dating that douche bag?"
"Which one? She's a douche whore; she only dates douche bags."

by yao ming's sidekick August 4, 2009

Doucheworthy

A person or thing that is worthy of being a douche.

"I feel really bad for being such a doucheworthy friend."

by Cancelled Genius April 9, 2004

douchehole

douche + asshole. thereby, making the person in question, more of a douche and an asshole at the same time. generally used with people who just drive you crazy and calling them anything else just seems too little. it was invented for frank lampard.

That Frank Lampard is such a douchehole.

by jlschen April 24, 2009

Mount Douchemore

A person whose incredible douchebaginess earns them the right to be enshrined in stone form on a "Mount Rushmore" like site.

Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.

Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh

by Dick Goesenya April 4, 2011