douchebomb

A really HUGE douchebag. A douche so big that he spreads his douchiosity all around the room.

Dude, I gotta get out here. That douchebomb, Greg just walked in. I can almost feel the douchiosity crawling up my leg.

by shrimphead May 8, 2008

Doucheblocker

A former friend on facebook or other social web site gathering spot who first chewed you out publicly in an irrational and cruel way and then blocked you from interacting with them before you could respond.

First, she sent me this, "You continually insult people at every turn you get. I don't have time to go back and forth and I wouldn't think you do either. Not sure why the negativity but I choose to focus on more positive things and friends who don't have to hammer down their politics at every turn. I'm sure you'll have some response to this which will just prove my point. Happy facebooking!" And then she blocked me. What a DOUCHEBLOCKER!!!

by Pappy_Boyington April 24, 2010

DoucheBoggled

The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!

Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!

Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!

by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011

Doucheclock

A douchebag wasting your time

The doucheclock cashier told me his life story instead of giving me my change.

by POWest December 18, 2011

douchearoo

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.

Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo

by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008

douchebolical

To be both diabolical and a douche bag.

How can you vote for that racist, fascist, douchebolical dung monger ‽

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 13, 2016

douchetool

The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.

Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:

They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.

Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!

Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby

Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools

by thedouchetoolresistanceforce May 25, 2010