douchepine

(doosha-pahyn)
A douchebag who applies excessive amounts of gel in order to spike his hair.

Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.

by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011

douchepreneur

N. A douchepreneur is an unemployed douche that loves bragging about the dozens of startups he/she had a role in & can't wait pitch their latest failure. They usually have robust a social media presence including a seemingly impressive resume on Linkedin. When asked their job title, they'll state vague, nebulous catch-alls like "entrepreneur", "business coach", "idea generator", and "strategist".

"What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"

"Great, so who pays you for that?"

"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."

"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."

by ZWarwich March 6, 2014

Doucheblanket

One who is so much of a douche there entire body is covered in a blanket of complete douche.

Bro quick being such a doucheblanket

by knotfan555 July 18, 2015

Doucheflake

A snowflake who can’t stand other people’s opinions or real-world facts, yet has no problem jamming their fantasy bull crap down everyone else’s throat.

The doucheflakes were out in force, crying about police brutality while throwing any rock or bottle within reach.

by Ice Cream Operator December 28, 2020

douchepaper

Vis a vis "flypaper". A bar or other establishment that attracts a large number of what can only be described as "douches". Douchepaper can be identified by the douche chills felt immediately upon entering.

"Gawd, Spike Hill is total douchepaper!"

by Flix December 25, 2007

Douchepansy

When you complain about jello being on the bottom of your jello shot cup during the super bowl!

Mike is a douchepansy for whining about his hands getting sticky from jello shot spillage!

by Mikedouche February 3, 2014

doucheland

A smelly place where all types of douches come from.

"Oh my fucking god! Colonel is a douche from doucheland!"

by Liziwizi July 7, 2004