Doucheblanket

One who is so much of a douche there entire body is covered in a blanket of complete douche.

Bro quick being such a doucheblanket

by knotfan555 July 18, 2015

doucheblanket

One who is so much of a douche that they desire to be covered in a blanket of douches

Your being a doucheblanket right now.

by SirClaytonBigzB July 7, 2015

douchebanker

Species indigenous to New York City nightlife. Usually, he is (always a he) unmarried with oodles of disposable income, which he spends on expensive bottles in order to attract golddiggers.

Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.

by Andy565 July 1, 2007

douchebasket

another word for douchebag used when you are extremely tired of people overusing the term douchebag.

Failing Conversation:
Guy 1:That guy was a total douchebag!
Guy 2:Wow, that's original...

Successful Conversation:
Guy 3:That dude was such a douchebasket!
Guy 2:Yeah, one of the biggest I've ever seen.

by Lvl225 March 20, 2010