douchelord 

a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend claiming he needs to be single but actually just wants to sleep with her noncommittally.

You know that guy on the baseball team who just broke up with his girl? Yeah, well he totally still tries to rail her. What a douchelord!

douchelord by john do harden May 14, 2010

douchelord 

A landlord who repeatedly violates the 24-hour notification rule by showing up at your rental unannounced.

"Shit, the landlord is here!" you say.

"Did that pud call first?" I say.

"No." you say.

"Oh, that's the douchelord." I say. "Don't let him in."

douchelord by Chic Swank November 2, 2010

Douchelord 

One who demostrates the levels of being a douche to such a high degree that they could be a God of other douches. Their douchebaggery is off the charts.

President Obama was the biggest douchelord of all time.

Mayor Adler was the biggest douchelord in Austin, TX. Many douches admired and cherished him from California.

Douchelord by Braulz July 20, 2017

Douchelord

noun. a douchelord is any pompous male who carries himself in a manner befitting a douchebag, yet with a regal aire to his swagger, and a arrogance that can only be described as "undeserved."

Dude, Matt sure is a snotty bitch. What a fuckin douchelord!

Douchelord by Ms. Sloppy Mess April 9, 2026

Asshole Douchelord 

Can be used to describe anyone who acts irrationally in a mean or aggressive manner. But usually used to describe a man-hoe/Fuckboy who does everything in his power to attract women then use the women he attracts, usually is very basic and follows any trend he finds.

Sammie: That guy is TOTALLY an asshole douchelord
Evin: Yeah what a prick

Asshole Douchelord by Good_Kush710 January 27, 2022

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.

douchetard by Mr. X April 4, 2005