douchelord

The douchiest of all the douchebags in existence, not just on Earth. Their douchiness is so great they can be seen as not only royalty compared to other douches, but a God. Basically douchebaggery could be its own religion, as many religions have some idol that believers worship.
Jack: Did you see what happened to Joey at the bar last night? He got super drunk, picked up and banged four girls, including a transgender woman, got into a bar fight and got arrested.
Mike: Dude, I saw. What a douchelord.
by Sarcastic_Dickhead August 11, 2017
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douchelord

a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend claiming he needs to be single but actually just wants to sleep with her noncommittally.
You know that guy on the baseball team who just broke up with his girl? Yeah, well he totally still tries to rail her. What a douchelord!
by john do harden May 14, 2010
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douchelord

A landlord who repeatedly violates the 24-hour notification rule by showing up at your rental unannounced.
"Shit, the landlord is here!" you say.

"Did that pud call first?" I say.

"No." you say.

"Oh, that's the douchelord." I say. "Don't let him in."
by Chic Swank November 02, 2010
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Asshole Douchelord

Can be used to describe anyone who acts irrationally in a mean or aggressive manner. But usually used to describe a man-hoe/Fuckboy who does everything in his power to attract women then use the women he attracts, usually is very basic and follows any trend he finds.
Sammie: That guy is TOTALLY an asshole douchelord
Evin: Yeah what a prick
by Good_Kush710 January 27, 2022
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