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doucheois

pronounced like bourgeois

1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining properties and conventional respectability generally considered outside his or her reach.

2) A douche bag of middle-class ranking who strives to be high-class with spectacularly crushing results.
Sam: Can you believe Troy went broke trying to get the latest iPone?

Mike: He's such a doucheois.
by Eric Payne June 16, 2008
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Doucheshnozzle

A spin-off of a douchebag; refers to a guy who is guilty of and/or has committed some form of douchebaggery. Doucheshnozzles really capture the essence of doucheness, and therefore are usually repeat offenders, i.e. they're douchey all the time, and may never grow or develop into normal, decent males.
A doucheshnozzle is a guy who stands in club lines for two hours in the hopes of rubbing up against some girl for four seconds. Guys who pose in pictures with pseudo hand gestures to act like they're cool, when in reality they are complete doucheshnozzles. Frat boys who drink crap-beer and attempt to bone women who are intoxicated or likely passed out.
by Kitty Ellen March 22, 2009
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douchelips

a word to describe someone stupid or someone's stupid or gross actions.
that was a pretty douchelips move.
you're a douchelips.
by jaXXX. April 20, 2007
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douchelips

a stunned cunt who talks shit
megswiese was being a douchelips towards jackie
by Gemini Nine April 20, 2007
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douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.
A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.
by nicajima December 15, 2009
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Doucheoisie

Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.
by Elk e summer March 5, 2011
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douchelips

a girl whom needs her teeth punched in for talking shit
dude! I hate that douchelips meghan! she's always starting shit with jackie
by Gemini nine April 21, 2007
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