The windswept looking hair style that looks like a helmet made of douche for pubescent boys invented by The Walt Disney Corporation.
by Super Ultra Mega Brian July 27, 2010
Get the Douchehelmet mug.A douche whose personality specifically correlates with the wearing of tanktops that are prone to nipple-slips.
by moneyteam81 August 1, 2012
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by Awesomeness man June 17, 2009
Get the Douchemelon mug.White-rimmed sunglasses worn by trailer-trash who live the sad illusion that they're celebrities in their own mental prison and look like Elton John in 1974. Usually accompanied by an attitude derived from a Jersey Shore cast member and a '93 Dodge Neon.
"Hey, Phil, see Mike over there?", "Which one's Mike?", "He's the one wearing the douchespecs over there. See?", "Oh, those corny white rim sunglasses?", "No deeh, Ralph. Do you see any other Mike?"
by Hoorf July 18, 2012
Get the douchespecs mug.The accelerated state of affliction of doucheness disease which has become irreversible and leads to complete social death.
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Someone so completely immersed in doucheness, that they are automatically considered as a stand-by replacement for any member of the cast of Jersey Shore.
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Someone so completely immersed in doucheness, that they are automatically considered as a stand-by replacement for any member of the cast of Jersey Shore.
“you know, I saw Rick S. the other day, his douchethelioma is really bad now.”
"so we called Jeannie C. and pretended to be her doctor's office with her test results – when we told her she had a raging case of douchethelioma, she asked if it was curable and we told her it was terminal.”
“that fat skank Roseann could definitely replace Mangelina next season on Jersey Shore: Corpus Christi.”
"so we called Jeannie C. and pretended to be her doctor's office with her test results – when we told her she had a raging case of douchethelioma, she asked if it was curable and we told her it was terminal.”
“that fat skank Roseann could definitely replace Mangelina next season on Jersey Shore: Corpus Christi.”
by Jimmy from the Ville October 14, 2010
Get the douchethelioma mug.n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.
In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.
In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.
Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!
by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004
Get the douchepipe mug.A way to insult someone when they are being supid; also used during poker when someone folds when they could have checked.
by JJ Casty January 11, 2006
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