doucheletics

a class with only douche bags in it

guy 1: hey man what class you going to?
guy 2: i got doucheletics next

by aakasd420 October 15, 2010

douchedick

a douchebag and dick combined
both literally and metaphorically

me: man that cocky guy was so dumb today. he was like "are you surprised i know your name?"
friend: yeah he's dumb i hate him
me: what a douchedick

by clitandre May 11, 2009

DoucheDick

A type of person that isn't only a douche or a dick... he then become a combination of the 2 and gets called a 'DoucheDick!'

Don't be a douchedick!!

Nancy's such a douchedick... she locked me out!!!

by Felicia Francisco January 11, 2016

Douchemerica

Douchemerica is the big piece of land in the east where all the douches live.

Inhabitants are the Douchebitaner and Indians.

I always wanted to go to Douchemerica!
Why?! only douchebags live there!

by Douchebitaner November 14, 2011

Douchedick

That term you use when you royally fuck up

Him: *puts gas in a diesel truck*

Him: AGHHH DOUCHEDICK

by Ck_bowers15 October 10, 2017