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Douchebo Baggins

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1) Your garden variety douchebag that is shorter and has hairier feet than your average man.

2) A Dungeons and Dragons nerd type douchebag.
"Dude... Check out Douchebo Baggins over there in his Middle Earth attire... What a donkey..."
by Joey Bagodonuts July 24, 2009
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douchebox

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similar to douchebag, but even funnier sounding than the original.
shut the fuck up, douchebox.
by phore-twunny July 17, 2005
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douchebagly

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An action done in the behavior of a douchebag.
Beth thinks she can beat me to the punch on adding douchebagly to the urban dictionary. How douchebagly of her.
by Project Dan November 24, 2007
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Doucheborough

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1. Used by Jon Stewart to refer to Joe Scarborough during his interview with Jim Cramer.

see: Joe Scarborough
"You can tell Doucheborough it isn't supposed to be fair."
by Don Barno June 3, 2009
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Doucheboat

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A male character or celebrity who is undeniably attractive, despite possessing an abhorrent personality.
Bradley Cooper has perfected the doucheboat role in Wedding Crashers, He’s Just Not That Into You, and The Hangover, but when it comes to TV, Josh Hopkins’ work on Cougar Town and Brothers & Sisters is the gold standard.
by Cactus228 July 8, 2010
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Douchebox

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Is more than a simple douchebag, he is so well defined as a douche, he gets a box with 6 perfectly aligned sides to perfectly fit, and define, the area that is his douche being.

Facial skin is legitimately ashamed to be carbon related to his being and has given up trying to keep up appearances, and you can honestly hear the 200mph tornado of wind tunnel that exists between his left and right ears.

Exhibits the look of utter cluelessness, open mouth breathing, blank stare, comatose, ignorant, drunk, empty, drained, shit filled, long range stare in his face.
Order of precedence: Douche, Douchebag, King of Douchebaggary, Douchebox.

He's more than just a douche. More than the King of Douchebaggary, he's a freakin' Douchebox!

Where is that douchebox?

Hey! You! Douchebox! Stop breathing! You're stealing my oxygen!
by another douche July 9, 2012
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douchehole

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A slang, joking insult used for humor, a simple combination of douchebag and asshole.
Our president is a complete douchehole!
by Jaime Rae May 27, 2006
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