A friend who, about once a week, is very difficult to get on with, usually by being introverted, quiet, and generally weird.
Person 1: Caitlin can't come out as she is busy this evening...
Person 2: Doing what?
Person 1: Oh breathing I think.
Person 2: What a douchebragg!
Person 2: Doing what?
Person 1: Oh breathing I think.
Person 2: What a douchebragg!
by KenBrownsey4life May 20, 2009
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by CocoChristopher July 10, 2009
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A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.
Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"
Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."
Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."
Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."
Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."
by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010
Get the EX-DOUCHEBAND mug.A variation of pronouncing the word douchebag (or a speech impediment) used in the new Adult Swim cartoon series "Dethklok Metalocalypse" by the band's dummer Pickles.
Band member 1: What is this place?
Band member 2: I think its a food library...
Pickles: It's a supermarket you douchebigs!
Band member 2: I think its a food library...
Pickles: It's a supermarket you douchebigs!
by LemonDemon August 24, 2006
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Bragging about yourself, talking about your own accomplishments, talking about how much money you have or how good you are at sporst, how smart you are, how much god loves you, giving advice to others as if you are the top dog, etc.
Especially used when done not in-person, but through Facebook or Twitter, thus broadcasting the brag not at one person, but to everyone.
Bragging about yourself, talking about your own accomplishments, talking about how much money you have or how good you are at sporst, how smart you are, how much god loves you, giving advice to others as if you are the top dog, etc.
Especially used when done not in-person, but through Facebook or Twitter, thus broadcasting the brag not at one person, but to everyone.
Did you see his status update "Private planes help me travel in peace, to 4 cities in one day and 4 countries in one week." Talk about douchebragging!
Status: "FULL RIDE TO HARVARD!" Comments: DOUCHEBRAG!
Status: "FULL RIDE TO HARVARD!" Comments: DOUCHEBRAG!
by markcorrigan March 30, 2010
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by Lil' C Wild Card May 4, 2010
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