Conceited, dickish pervert with a penis that measures just .5 cm. Also defined as: Cocky trumpet player that masturbates daily, and enjoys public hand jobs.
My God, he is such a Douchenheimer (Sam). He made his girlfriend get him off in the back of the movie theater.
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Oh great, it's 2am, and people are stumbling out of bars in a haze and polluting the streets with their douchebauchery.
by Trigjedi January 13, 2009
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That dude is a douchecepticon.
by projectmeltamouse January 20, 2011
Get the douchecepticon mug.(doosh'-her-der) Noun. A douchebag with the ability to draw other douchebags to his or her circle of lunacy and convince them to perpetuate the original douchebag's agenda, most commonly seen in the arena of politics and government, but can define anyone in any walk of life with the ability to draw others into their own crazy plight.
That person is such a doucheherder. I can't believe they got all of those other douchebags to come together and agree with them.
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Get the Douchachussetts mug.A douche-helm is a leader in douchebaggery. This person personifies everything douche to the extent that just being around said person will make you a douchebag.
A douchehelm will sometimes gain control of an audience and hypnotize by presence alone. Everyone will quiet down and listen to his every word as if he was a great leader yet there's this lingering itch in the back of your mind wondering why the hell everyone is listening to this douchebag.
A douchehelm will sometimes gain control of an audience and hypnotize by presence alone. Everyone will quiet down and listen to his every word as if he was a great leader yet there's this lingering itch in the back of your mind wondering why the hell everyone is listening to this douchebag.
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"Ever since that douchehelm showed up the entire team turned into major nancy boy cunts."
"If you see a douchehelm, run the fuck away as fast as you can before he infects you with gay."
"Ever since that douchehelm showed up the entire team turned into major nancy boy cunts."
"If you see a douchehelm, run the fuck away as fast as you can before he infects you with gay."
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