douchebanker

Species indigenous to New York City nightlife. Usually, he is (always a he) unmarried with oodles of disposable income, which he spends on expensive bottles in order to attract golddiggers.

Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.

by Andy565 July 1, 2007

Douchebanger

Some one who is a fuck up, slow, retarded, or screws others over. All derogatory words fit this word.

That guy is such a Douchebanger!

by MisterTim December 10, 2009

douchebanger

a type of mostly sucky, somewhat compulsory gathering or get-together marked by the attendance of primarily douchebags and douchebaguettes.

I'm totally pissed I have to go to this karaoke retirement party for my boss, it's going to be a total douchebanger.

by kbesque July 6, 2010

douchelganger

The incarnation of an individual as might in appear in some alternate douchebag reality.

Sitting across from him in the cafe, Tom spied a man nearly identical in terms of dress and appearance, save for a telling look of undeservedly smug satisfaction. Tom had met his douchelganger.

by iantheman July 20, 2010

douchewanger

A person that does something perceived as uncouth or socially unacceptable. It is especially fun to say with a German accent "douchevangah."

Sorry I'm late - some douchewanger was trying to turn left from the right turn lane.

by kaftw May 21, 2008

Douchebanger

Person that has anal sex with a Douchebag OR A Douchemoron.

Go screw your douchebag boyfriend you douchebanger.

by shoromeo December 21, 2008

douchewanker

an incredibly annoying person, usually british or irish, and usually has had to much beer.

guy 1: that irish guy at the pub had too much to drink
guy 2: yeah he's a total douchewanker

by the lord king February 22, 2011