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dork light

an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986
I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
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Dork Bumps

The odd sensation you get when you see or hear someone that says or does something extremely awkward or embarrassing. The sensation comes on in a fashion similar to the onset of goose bumps, hence the name. Also known as retard tingles.
When we were in high school, based on a loophole, we all took chorus for credit in our senior year. The teachers were so upset that when we took advantage of this never-used loophole that they punished us by making us do group voice lessons. At the lessons, each one of us had to sing multiple notes, by ourselves, in front of the rest of the group. Watching a bunch of hockey/football players do this was as awkward as it gets. Needless to say, everyone listening got dork bumps.
by blunas December 20, 2010
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doğukan

Doğukan means like a boss. Doing a job awesome and cool. If you need a work that want to done well than you need a Doğukan. "Do this like Doğukan" say it to your subsidiaries to make them motivation up. All cool things may call as Doğukan. When you saw good job you can make a bet Doğukan was there. It is like god of perfection.
It is look like Doğukan's job.

I can bet on it. Doğukan was here
like a Doğukan
by Great Sebastian January 28, 2015
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Dork Shard

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)
My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!
by jopazo June 18, 2009
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Dorka

A beautiful Dominican girl that doesn't know how flawless she is. Shy at first until you get to know her. After you get to know her she doesn't shut up but it's okay because she always has you dying laughing. Has a beautiful singing voice. When she sings chains are broken and lives are changed. A Dorka is a person who prefers having a few close friends as opposed to having a big group of people around her. If you have a Dorka for a girlfriend you're lucky because she is loyal and will love you with all her heart. Unless you try her. A Dorka is a bangin cook. Dorka's are very artistic when it comes to makeup and fashion. A Dorka is an amazing story teller and loves pranking people. Dorka's tend to have a lot of haters because they're so amazing. They're funny individuals that you can't live without. But watch out don't tell a Dorka who you like because she will definitely tell her boyfriend. Even if you tell her a hundred times not to. Dorka's usually go good with Mando's. Long story short a Dorka is the best thing that could ever happen to you and the best best friend you could ever have.
Girl #1: Woah is that an angel?
Girl #2: No it's just Dorka....
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dork sided

"Dark sided" as pronounce by the screaming Christian psychopath from trading spouses.
(at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...
by wmike145 November 18, 2005
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Orkin Dork

The Orkin Man in the commercials... Standing at attention with his Orkin Helmet and sign on a stick... giving the evil eye to the giant termites.
At the end of the typical Orkin TV commercial, the Orkin Dork gives the evil eye to the giant termite.
by Side of Fries April 1, 2011
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