Dord

The multi-Asian cretin that lurks only in the early hours of the day, when no one expects in the catacombs deep in the earth. It is said by many victims that this weird creature hungers of young female dwarfs in the slums of japan, preying and capturing them demanding a ransom of their toenails which is said that toenails make him more horny than Kevin spacey havin a nosh or he will proceed to peg them non-stop until dawn. Many victims also claim that the wild dord also makes a bizarre and eerie noise, growling that sounds like a mix of a cough and sneeze, which is easy to catch when heard. He also crawls on all 4s on the ground rapidly with its torso facing upwards chasing its next victim.

BEWARE OF THE DORD!!!

by AARONPEEJ July 16, 2018

dord

A dorkish nerd.

A: Did you watch the latest episode of Battlestar Galactica? I can't believe that X happened.

B: Oh my God. You're such a dord.

by patrovsky May 22, 2009

Dord

A dord, someone who lacks what is necessary too communicate with others.

hey dro, you know caveman?""yeah dude kids total dord!

by Killuhk/DRO July 14, 2011

dorde

Someone who secretly listens to justin bieber but he will allways laugh at you if you listen to him

Don't be such a dorde (georg)

by Thomas Edison Dorde February 26, 2018

dord

nerd+dork
-tonnes of pimples
-loves animating horses on adobe flash
-the ultimate evolution of humans

-science fanatic
-thinks percy jackson creates lightning
-states the obvious

what a dord

by network meter March 06, 2011

dord

a mixture of dork and nerd. usually used as a noun.

man, he should feel like a dord for getting a 54 on his test

by yout mommaaaaa June 11, 2008

Dord

A long forgotten, rejected word from Websters dictionary, a misread of D or d, an abbreviation of Density

Person 1: What word is it that determines how compact an object is in another object
Person 2: D
Person 1: D?
Person 2: yea don't u know Dord
Person 1: Dord?
Person 2: Yes you dumb ass Density

by Jimmy me boi April 25, 2019