Doorkicker

An Infantry soldier who goes from house to house kicking down doors and storming entrances

Major League Doorkickers

by InfantrySoldier666 December 9, 2009

Doordashian

When one orders through door dash and receives a "Happy Ending" upon delivery

"Bro I just ordered some hot wings and got the best doordashian of my life"

by Ghosferatu August 24, 2019

slick as snot on a doorknob

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass

Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006

Doorway Dad

What you imagine is behind that cracked door during your fapfest? It's Doorway Dad. He knows when you're awake, he knows when you're asleep. And he watches you masturbate. Beware!

I couldn't fap last night I was being spied on by Doorway Dad. :(

by Doorway Security November 3, 2009

doormatted

To be treated with contempt, especially by someone you trust, i.e. boss, friend, significant other

"Your boss doormatted you for 18 months before he finally promoted you."

by Monsterboxer January 27, 2010

sock on the doorknob

Tying a sock on a doorknob to signify to others that you are inside the room having sex. You do this as an international sign to say: do not enter. If you do, you will regret it and I will be embarrassed.
Sometimes called a doorsock

My roommate saw the sock on the doorknob, so they knew I was in there having fun with my partner.

by Strongly Opinionated Erin January 13, 2018

DookaDikks

Very big artillery or a schlong.
(Memphis Slang)

Them niggas pullin up wit dem dookadikks.

That hoe took a dookadikk.

by Offbrand February 28, 2019