Bread on the door frame

An idiom one can use in occurrences of failed penetration. The bread being a penis and the door frame being a vagina (or anus).

A: "So how was your date with John?"
B: "Bread on the door frame..."
A: "Aww shit"

C: "So, are you feeling anything?"
D: "Nope, seems like there's bread on the door frame."

by F.Flobius February 19, 2015

Door frame

Native to Kentucky, door frames are known for their aggressive hinges and sharp corners. Never approach an encounter lightly.

Watch out for the Kentucky door frames; they are much more deadly than Cleveland door frames.

by TheTMont January 14, 2017

Duck under the door frame

Chick with dick

Dude!! That chick the other night!!. She had a duck under the door frame!!!

by Adequatesquid09 on Xbox June 24, 2018

Doornament

One of those flyers that gets hung on front door by the landscaper, cleaning service, realtor, etc...

Wow Joe, that's a lot of doornaments on your front door. Almost looks like nobody lives here.

Yeah, those solicitors don't ever knock and I always come in through the garage.

by Rayarchwood February 9, 2012

doornament

n. Decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at Xmas or Thanksgiving. Sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.

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This is the place. Lenny said there'd be a horrible doornament.

Ahh. I think it's sweet.

Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.

by gnostic 1 December 19, 2013

doornament

A decoration, frequently a wreath, placed on the front door of someone's home.

Do you like my new Christmas doornament?

by lizabetty January 13, 2026