Dong

The penis, mostly used when referring to large penises or to jerking off.

Harry’s so fascinated by his massive dong that he’s just gotta jerk off a lot.

by Xaime May 20, 2019

Dong

The sound that comes after "ding"

ding dong

by grr... May 12, 2003

Dong

A dildo, usually rubber, with a suction cup at the base. Primarily used for sticking to the shower wall.

"Hey Becky. Check out my new DONG"

by ConnorButtersHisBreadOnBothSides December 29, 2006

Dong

A cross between a MONG and a DICKHEAD
A name you'd call someone who is acting dickheadly

That boy, Alex is such a Dong

by clever_one:) January 12, 2015

Dong

To hit someone on the head of the penis, causing immense pain.

Phil was getting on my nerves so I donged him.

by roberto765332 January 24, 2011

Dong

A grey rubber rock, held in your hands

I got a dong in my pocket
I'm gonna beat you with my dong!

by David Smith March 10, 2004

Dong

A 7th grade word for a dog and for a guys downstairs

Um... look at that cute little dong!!!!!

by Tacolady123 July 2, 2016