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Dong

The penis, mostly used when referring to large penises or to jerking off.
Harry’s so fascinated by his massive dong that he’s just gotta jerk off a lot.
by Xaime May 20, 2019
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Dong

The sound that comes after "ding"
by grr... May 12, 2003
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Dong

A dildo, usually rubber, with a suction cup at the base. Primarily used for sticking to the shower wall.
"Hey Becky. Check out my new DONG"
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Dong

A cross between a MONG and a DICKHEAD
A name you'd call someone who is acting dickheadly
That boy, Alex is such a Dong
by clever_one:) January 12, 2015
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Dong

To hit someone on the head of the penis, causing immense pain.
by roberto765332 January 24, 2011
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Dong

A grey rubber rock, held in your hands
I got a dong in my pocket
I'm gonna beat you with my dong!
by David Smith March 10, 2004
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Dong

an abbreviation of "oh" and "dang"

used when something is so shocking; you can't even say "Oh dang", but you must say "Dong" out of pure shock

If the Dong is nice and long, it must be SUPER shocking
Friend: You man did you hear that Bernny Sinner is a god damn commie?

You: Dong.
by GrepMaker May 23, 2019
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