Dong

The penis, mostly used when referring to large penises or to jerking off.

Harry’s so fascinated by his massive dong that he’s just gotta jerk off a lot.

by Xaime May 20, 2019

Dong

The sound that comes after "ding"

ding dong

by grr... May 13, 2003

Dong

A dildo, usually rubber, with a suction cup at the base. Primarily used for sticking to the shower wall.

"Hey Becky. Check out my new DONG"

by ConnorButtersHisBreadOnBothSides December 24, 2006

Dong

A cross between a MONG and a DICKHEAD
A name you'd call someone who is acting dickheadly

That boy, Alex is such a Dong

by clever_one:) January 13, 2015

Dong

To hit someone on the head of the penis, causing immense pain.

Phil was getting on my nerves so I donged him.

by roberto765332 January 21, 2011

Dong

A grey rubber rock, held in your hands

I got a dong in my pocket
I'm gonna beat you with my dong!

by David Smith March 11, 2004

Dong

an abbreviation of "oh" and "dang"

used when something is so shocking; you can't even say "Oh dang", but you must say "Dong" out of pure shock

If the Dong is nice and long, it must be SUPER shocking

Friend: You man did you hear that Bernny Sinner is a god damn commie?

You: Dong.

by GrepMaker May 23, 2019