Mc Donalds

Contrary to popular belief, McDonalds in NOT a restaurant. Restaurants usually COOK food. McDonalds just heats it back up in a damn microwave. Nearly a synonym with hellhole. Known to hire hobos. Average IQ of people inside is 7. This is due to the brain shutting down from the sheer nastiness of their food. Prolonged exposure almost always results in permanent, extensive brain damage.

McDonalds is where yo go to get retarded.

by 0157 August 1, 2003

mc donalds cheeseburger

Living poison.

"Hey I just ate a mc donalds cheeseburger!"
"damn fatass."

by twut May 22, 2014

Dirty Donalds

Another name for Mcdonalds, so called because of the unhealthy food served there. (See Dirty Snack)

Feeling in the mood for a Big Mac, Dave decided to visit Dirty Donalds.

by BOBtheDAZZLER March 2, 2009

Mc Donalds

If Hell served food... you get the idea.

If you can find Mc Donalds in Russia then you can find it in hell.

by Samuel Kane May 4, 2008

Fuck-Donalds

Food poisoning or illness caused by either being in a branch of McDonald's or by eating their food.

"I have a band case of Fuck-Donalds, I knew extra fries were a bad idea."

by Pyromanicsincetoday July 22, 2012

Mc Donalds

A well known place where poor people fatten themselves up

hey barman , some mistake surely,
Im paying for a beer im not paying for a brewery;
Clubs cost a packet and mints cost a mint
id like lots of change please

Ba ba ba ba ba
Im lovin' it..... **barf**

by Gary Gormless December 9, 2003

Mc Donalds

Mc Donalds is one of the most disgusting fast food outlets that stupid people eat at just because it tastes good. Mc Donalds is killing people with its salty bread and tumor meat. The fast food outlet creates a friendly and family oriented atmosphere with its playground, "Happy meals" and "low fat" salads (see fake advertising), but in reality people need to open their eyes see Mc Donalds for what it really is - the cause of your salty and high fat induced death.

Mc Donalds is going to kill you all. Stop being lazy and cook.

by SophXxx August 18, 2006