doggie diamond

this is just plain old dog shit

my grandmother gave me a nickel to clean up the doggie diamond

by betsula June 13, 2008

Doggie Doo Snowcone

As defined by former GWAR member The Sexecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his sexual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. This final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the classic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog shit is substituted in the place of urine. Now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of "doing" a doggie doo snowcone. In order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person's body while engaged in a sexual act.

Randy got an "F" on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. He was, however, still raped by his father.

by Brent Smagler August 19, 2012

Texas Doggie Bag

Taking a fresh, hot, steamy dump in someone’s backpack.

Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.

Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Doggie bag

An undefined sexual term mentioned on Season 1 Episode 2 of The Boondocks (DVD Version) by Cristal (like the champagne..).

Possibly the Anal variation of the infamous Teabag.

Waiter @ Red Lobster: Doggie bag?
Cristal: A Doggie bag is 90 bucks, a Teabag is 50 but I have to ask you to excuse me right now, see I'm kinda you know on a real date.

by Imacyco August 11, 2006

doggie-position

A sexual position in which the female gets on her hands and knees while the male thrusts from the back. Commonly referred to as doggie style.

Hey man, what do you think about our economy?
I don't know but my favorite way to have sex is in doggie-position.

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by butterba11s June 23, 2016

Dogfishing

The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.

Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

The Midnight Doggie

Having sex doggie style near the midnight hour and with such vigor that it causes the receiver to howl out like a dog.

I slammed my girlfriend with the midnight doggie last night. Her howling nearly woke up the neighbors.

by Indy Sparkplug May 1, 2010