Dog Wanker

1. One who beats off a dog. This may include saying such words as "red rocket" while in the process.


2. One who produces "dog milk"

Kevin the dog wanker rapidly thrusted his hand over his dog's penis.

by Max S. March 31, 2004

Dog Wanker

A person you don't like very much

Johns a dog wanker

by Fredy January 31, 2003

Dog Wanker

A term of endearment for someone who has just given you a shit job or made you look like a cunt, usually said under your breath or out of earshot of the offending party,

Hey Terry, that bloke's a fuckin dog wanker.

I agree David, a dog wanker indeed.

by Fieryjack October 12, 2006

dog wanking fuck stick

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

by pax September 18, 2003

wanking his dog

when a boys fucking about and not doing what he supposed to

that fucking tosser was supposed to clean my shoes but instead he was away wanking his dog

by mattygers May 4, 2009

Wanking the dog

To waste time doing something unecessary.

Example: Gary got fired for wanking the dog.

by PotsNPan July 16, 2021

Wanking’t dog off

Wanking’t dog off indicates that a person is not doing anything at that moment in time and/or has no plans.

PSA- no dogs shall be harmed, the masturbation of canines is not included.

Alex: what are you doing today?

Caitlin: Wanking’t dog off.

by Cwilss March 4, 2024