Daffum

A word that originates from the Balgowan Valleys of South Africa used as a nickname for David. It can also be used as a word used to describe lots of one thing, eg. He has Daffum amount of drinks. And can replace the frase 'for days' making it 'for daffums'

Are you going to the party tonight?

For daffums!

by MHS Spice September 29, 2013

Diffute

When your trying to say dispute or refute when in a drunken debauched state.

"Your honor. That officer is lying. I want to diffute his testimony."

by Sizzler Hardpan June 10, 2018

donfuckery

A play on "Tomfoolery" replacing "Tom" with "Don" from Donald Trump and "foolery" with "fuckery" as defined by Urban Dictionary.

I'm tired of all this donfuckery; just be reasonable.
Stop your donfuckery.
Bob and Mary were involved in some serious donfuckery.

by WTFGuy2020 November 3, 2020

Diffusentration

An alert but passive state of attention.

My assumption is that she's in a state of diffusentration.

by Fearless Inquirer November 2, 2010

doff me a hat

a phrase meaning

1) show me respect please and/or show me more respect that you are currently showing me

2) (offensive/rude) a man asking a woman to drop everything she is doing and immediately give him a blowjob

girlfriend: please doff me a hat and appreciate me more, i could your dinner everyday.

boyfriend: no, you should doff me a hat; i would like you to be able to give me more blowjobs.

by Sexydimma August 28, 2013

diffusilated

to have different emotions at the same time

"im so diffusilated"
"why?"
"im happy my cuzin is comin ova but im sad cuz i have to miss my date wit ryan"

by Chrys823 May 2, 2009

Doofus Dog

An underground upcoming rapper who makes very vulgar music. His main platforms are SoundCloud and YouTube. He drops new music every week.

"After listening to Doofus Dog, my perspective on life changed."
"I LOVE DOOFUS DOG!"

by Ronald Sniffre July 30, 2023