Drakeing

The act of pulling out during intercourse and cumming in ones face right before the climax.

Guy 1:Did you hear about Priscilla? she got Draked!

Guy 2: Awwww that's nasty! who did the Drakeing?

Guy 1: i don't know but i'm sure she wants to keep it secret.

by Eddy the gay Sanchez November 18, 2011

Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.

Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.

by 86vannilla June 25, 2019

Doaking

A person who holds on to long to the blunt, or anything that they have to share.

Yo Michael, is that your third toke? Quit doaking!

by Helping the public May 2, 2021

Drakeing

Drakeing is another word for masturbating, Beating your meat, Straight jorking it, Stroking that shit, etc.

"Dude, He's been in the bathroom for half an hour now, Is he okay?"

"He's probably just Drakeing in there"

by Mister Masturbator February 14, 2024

drakeing

when it seems like everyone that you used to fuck with is now against you

I was riding with my people, now the drakeing me

by freddyfree April 17, 2024

Donkeying

As in “donkeying around” - meaning you are spending time doing a worthless activity when there is a real project to be done.

Jay really needed to focus on his sales reports instead he spent time donkeying around mindlessly scrolling on social media.

by @juliesaxon June 25, 2024

devious drakeling

A short person that is a real life NPC and acts like a cartoon character, similar to Drake

"Have you seen the new kid, Cornelius Fingledoodle? That guy is a devious drakeling around girls."

by Cornelius Fingledoodle April 23, 2023