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Divine

Her name says it all.
Divine is more than perfect. She has her own fashion sense and looks good in everything. Loves the people that love her. Has a strong head and knows who and what she wants in her life.
by Rewan July 31, 2012
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Divine Beauty

When a girl is as beautiful as nature itself this is the highest honor of beauty a girl can recieve.
Loni Thibault is of such Divine Beauty its amazing :D
by Brokensky112 May 1, 2011
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divineline

A delusion wherein the sufferer believes they have a direct and special line to God.
No shit, his divineline is always hooked-up.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018
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divine rapier

The Divine Rapier was granted by God himself to the rebels in the War of the Magi. Ends games
Sentinels: we're boned, our middle just got taken down

Keeper of the Light: its ok guys, i got the ultimate weapon *makes divine rapier*

*dies to Magina*

Sentinels: OMFG NOOB
by Ezalor September 10, 2006
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divine intervention

when the hand of god comes down from heaven to stop motherfuckin bullets
by jules October 12, 2003
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Kelly Divine

A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time
Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass

Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons

Keith: OK, see ya
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 7, 2013
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Divine Cock Block

(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.

2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!

guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
by wowthathappenedatumd May 7, 2010
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