ditzy

A person who is ditzy is a person who uses the words "Sooooo" and "Ohhhhh" on an extreme frequency. Also, ditzy people usually talk quickly to mask their own shyness and to speak their mind as quickly as possible, and they are usually brainless.

That ditzy girl could fast talk her way out of an arrest! Then again, she's dumber than a rock.

by Calvin Leung April 21, 2005

ditzy

a soft turd.

audrey: i have to go ditzy.

by fecesamungus February 17, 2010

Ditzy Wendy

(noun; adj)Girls in your neighborhood that have more money than you and think they're better than everybody else. They are almost always white. They all look alike, including Blonde or light brown hair (including blonde highlights). They're extremely white yet they're this horrific fake-bake color in between a tangerine and wheat bread. Also, they walk around in packs, and often go shopping in packs. They always have boyfriends, and when they don't have boyfriends they're life is meaningless. They get by life by pouting their lips, pushing up their boobs, and twirling their blonde hair. They are Brooklyn's equivlent to a Valley Girl. They also love getting drunk and taking pictures of their drunken state and photos of them making out with other Ditzy Wendys. They almost always have a Myspace account.

"The girl's who go to that private catholic school are a buncha Ditzy Wendy's!"

by marykateolsen February 10, 2006

Ditzy Gaakey

The internet’s most notorious ripoff of Diggy Gorgonzola

Ditzy gaakey is just as cool as diggy Gorgonzola

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Ditzy McCumfuck

- The lowest of the low.
- See "asshole", "shitstain"
- A mixture of being both an idiot and a prick.

Matt: I just found out that the girl who rejected me got cancer a few months ago! What a loser!

John: God you're such a Ditzy McCumfuck.

by agoodusername May 25, 2021

Titsy Ditzy

A female with an amazing rack and a less than deeply philosophical mentality.

Dude, our waitress Cindy is so boobalicious. Yeah, she forgot our drinks like 3 times tho, too bad she is all Titsy Ditzy.

by duitbrains July 6, 2012

ditzy artist

An artist who is always sociologically clueless, and pretends(?) to act innocent, even when presented with the facts. Very eccentric. Often seen as dumb in the general public, but can create great peices of art.

"That guy that never talks streaked our school?"
"Yah, but he's not retarded - he's an artist."
"Ohhhhh, a ditzy artist?"
"Yah."

by the dip May 12, 2007