Ditching
Ditching by darrell jarrell July 18, 2025
Ditching Chain
A series of events in which many people are consequently ditched. These series of "ditchings" all happen in an unintentional and unthinking manner. Hence, the ditching chain is completed.
You can only break the ditching chain by ditching the ditching chain by which you would have to unditch someone and go out with them.
You can only break the ditching chain by ditching the ditching chain by which you would have to unditch someone and go out with them.
"The plane ditched the girl, the girl ditched her boyfriend, in addition, the boyfriend ditched his friend at the bar, and, finally, the friend ditched the teacher at his tutoring classes."
"The tutoring teacher ditched the ditching chain by attending to her sister's birthday party and not ditching her."
"The tutoring teacher ditched the ditching chain by attending to her sister's birthday party and not ditching her."
Ditching Chain by Bilox January 13, 2010
ditching class
Timmy: Oh man, I didn't do my homework because I have a life outside of school.
Bobby: Oh yeah me, too. Just ditch class and you'll be fine.
Timmy: Wait what's ditching class?
Bobby: Just skipping class and doing something more productive.
Bobby: Oh yeah me, too. Just ditch class and you'll be fine.
Timmy: Wait what's ditching class?
Bobby: Just skipping class and doing something more productive.
ditching class by aka.flynn May 15, 2016
ditching school
Probably the only thing you'll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped Mr. Wendell's ass with a towel.
Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.
When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.
Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.
Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.
When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.
Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.
ditching school by Gnappy December 26, 2008
ditching life
ditching life by Bumble bee Angelique January 7, 2009
Ditching Disease
it's a disease where you ditch your friends, simple as that.
it can be long term or short term, doesn't matter.
it can be long term or short term, doesn't matter.
Your old best friend ditching you for the popular crowd.
Ditching Disease can be very painful but not to the person who has the disease.
Ditching Disease can be very painful but not to the person who has the disease.
Ditching Disease by bleahyou January 21, 2011
ditching the donkey
Going the turlet and pooping just the right amount so that you feel rejuvenated. Almost as if you lost the weight of a donkey.
There's nothing better on a cool Saturday than waking up, ditching the donkey, and going back to sleep.
ditching the donkey by PlayPinballRecords November 16, 2009
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