An other word for Edward Cullen, the pathetic whimpy vampire from the Twilight book series. Edward, instantly failing at the moment of creation,still has something special about him. Instead of burning down to the ground in pure awesomness like real vampires, Edward starts sparkling like a little bitch. Even though he fails at being a vampire (no shit sherlock), beheading him will turn him into a perfect disco ball. Edwards head needs sunlight to sparkle, but lubing it will make him go sunshine in the dark. It srsly works. I have Emmet's head laying in the closet, and Edward hanging on the ceiling.
'Holy shit dude, where did you get your disco ball, it's sparkling like a motherfucker!'.
'As if it was made to be this way.'
'As if it was made to be this way.'
by VictoriousBoss January 25, 2010
When a guy is getting head and blows his load all over her face then throws a handful of glitter on her face.
by dirtydonny May 31, 2011
by Razorsharpwitwarrior October 11, 2017
Diamonds all in my mouf, in my grill, and in my jaw, Platinum teeth and princess cuts, my mouf is similar to a disco ball. Ice shining like a chandelier.
by Lexys October 25, 2005
by T DePuy September 30, 2005
A condition of the male scrotum that occurs when a male is sitting on a toilet and flushes it causing the water to spray up onto his scrotum. The light shining through the beads of water on the scrotum light up the toilet bowl like a disco.
oh man, before i dropped a loaf, i had to take a leak and i didn't want for the piss water to splash me cuz i didn't know how big and heavy my loaf was going to be, so i flushed after leaking and gave myself an awesome set of disco balls. luckily i had my laser pointer in my pocket so i turned the toilet into Club Shitter. Reminded me of Germany.
by Disc0 Dave July 2, 2009
Truck side view mirrors that are left in the extended tow position while not towing or hauling . May have a chrome cap for extra disco ball effect and no functional purpose.
That truck is Stayin' Alive with its Disco Ball Wings ready to get to Funky Tow Town. That trucks disco ball wings stick out like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.
by Humanity Lost November 7, 2018