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Discipleship

(n.) Discipleship is the intensely personal activity of two or more persons helping each other experience a growing relationship with God. One usually works specifically on "the big three" and growing in prayer.

It's accountability, son. It's sharing lives.

Often called "dship."
I'm gonna go have discipleship now.

Our dship is on Monday mornings.

Can't, I got dship that time.
by citaa May 11, 2011
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Disciple of the booty

One who practices ultimate devotion to the lord's finest creation: the booty.
Timmy: Boobs or butt?
George: One could say I'm a disciple of the booty.
by Nick_iz October 24, 2014
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Disciplinary Hearing

Something you'll be called to at some point during your working life.

It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.

You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.
HR Manager:

We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?

Employee:

Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.

HR Manager:

I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.

Employee:

Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?

The floor's uncomfortable.

HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.

Manager:

Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?

HR Manager:

Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.
by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011
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Fart Discipline

Holding back a fart until it is appropriate to release it.
Dude, I'm meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time. They'll be serving three bean salad. This will be a difficult exercise in Fart Discipline.
by Mcl33tie April 29, 2010
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Dick discipline

The act of men not engaging in sexual activities even when the opportunity is there.
'She undressed herself and tried to seduce me. My dick discipline was strong and I walked away.'
by rsndomuserr November 6, 2022
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discipline

what makes you WIN the life game
the price of discipline is always less than the pain of regret
by XxLorDxX November 6, 2010
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Disciplinary Anal

To utilize anal sex as a disciplinary action designed to correct or punish breaches of discipline.
I can't believe she said that behind my back, when I get home I going to have to give her disciplinary anal.
by Clark Westfield December 7, 2006
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