Dick discipline

The act of men not engaging in sexual activities even when the opportunity is there.

'She undressed herself and tried to seduce me. My dick discipline was strong and I walked away.'

by rsndomuserr November 6, 2022

Disciplinary Hearing

Something you'll be called to at some point during your working life.

It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.

You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.

HR Manager:

We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?

Employee:

Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.

HR Manager:

I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.

Employee:

Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?

The floor's uncomfortable.

HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.

Manager:

Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?

HR Manager:

Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.

by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011

discipline

what makes you WIN the life game

the price of discipline is always less than the pain of regret

by XxLorDxX November 6, 2010

Disciplinary Anal

To utilize anal sex as a disciplinary action designed to correct or punish breaches of discipline.

I can't believe she said that behind my back, when I get home I going to have to give her disciplinary anal.

by Clark Westfield December 7, 2006

Old School Discipline

The way that our parents used to discipline us when we misbehaved now considered as so called "Child Abuse" by a bunch of whiny sissies who do not have a bloody clue in how to deal with unruly children.

I think the parents should give that little brat some Old School Discipline instead of giving that brat timeout!

by BruinKiller3469 March 24, 2009

Urethral Discipline

The ability for a male to control the stream of urine from the penis. It also includes the ability to control when and how much urine comes out. Having a high degree of urethral discipline ensures that one is able to accurately urinate in the bowl/urinal without making a mess.

I don't have the urethral discipline I had when I was a youth.

by Globetard November 1, 2021

Rat Disciplinary Committee

Rat Disciplinary Committee is a select group of upperclassmen at the Virginia Military Institute assigned with the task of enforcing the Ratline and it's rules and regulations. 20 members altogether their goal is to help mold the new Rat mass into young men imbued with honor, courage, and perseverance amidst an adversarial system. Taking a bulldog approach, two members are assigned to each of the ten companies at VMI supervising that assigned rat company until the end of the Ratline. Acting as an adversarial group to the rats they harshly and strictly make sure rat standards are upheld and punishment is given as a result when failure to meet the standards is observed. This includes a trial procedure in which the rat is brought before the RDC counsel, is proven innocent or guilty and is given a sentence which results usually in a incredibly hard personalized workout done days later. As procedure this group also makes sure the rats are held to the highest fitness standards conducting many sweat parties, assault pack marches with rifles, rifle runs, and stadium workouts. The Gatekeepers of VMI, they ensure mediocrity is not accepted and that the strong strive forward while the weak wither away behind.

Tonight the rats will be formally introduced to the Rat Disciplinary Committee and the hardest part of the Ratline will commence.

by Usetheblackcar April 20, 2020