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disclaimer blindness

The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.
I can't see the program for this lingering disclaimer blindness!
by redPooka September 2, 2012
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Disclaimer Diversity

The forced facade of racial, sexual, or physical representations without substance for the sake of virtue signaling with inconsequential or detrimental results.
Did you go see the remake of The Dark Knight? I heard they made Batman a black lesbian journalist and the Joker a transsexual socialist.

Fuck no! Those changes didn't make the comics any better. It's just some Disclaimer Diversity ruining a perfectly good story.
by Mr.Nonnypants July 10, 2018
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disclaimer

A warning issued on a nearly cashed bowl.
When smoking pot, if the bowl is almost cashed and you don't want to get blamed for passing the next person a cashed bowl, you can use the simple one-word phrase "disclaimer" as a warning to the next person that the bowl might be cashed. This is particularily useful when smoking with glass because there is no screen and thus the potential for the next person to suck through ash into their mouth Help from my friend Robb and Todd on making up and spreading the use of this word.
by Boat June 18, 2006
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Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer
Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀
by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023
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Disclaimer

and amazingly great band from New Jersey that you can check out at www.disclaimermusic.com
Disclaimer is an amazing band live.
by Kelly November 23, 2003
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