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derwood

One who goes to see an old high school girl strip. A career masterbater
What a fucking derwood Jeff is, the chick that he dated is a slut
by BabyG February 24, 2003
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Darwood

Someone who diddles on so many kids there not allowed in America
Lads we've got a darwood on our hands
by Kiddie diddler September 25, 2018
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Dinwoodie

A Dinwoodie is similar to a woodie (or woody) and is used to describe an erection.

The main difference between a "Dinwodie" and a standard "woodie" is the origin of the state of stiffness.

A "Dinwoodie" is generally obtained as a direct result of stimulation from direct contact with lycra cycling shorts (must have chamois crotch) and friction against the saddle of a racing bicycle.

The effect is most noticable amongst cyclists who wear ridiculously coloured lycra racing outfits, cycling "spumble" helmets and mirrored sunglasses.

Some cyclists refuse to use the term due to it's ever increasing popularity amongst the general public and use the cycling fraternity "insider" definition "PB" which many members of the public thing refers to a "personal best" time when it actually means "pulsating boner"
Check that guy out on the bike, you can see his Dinwoodie !!

North Lanarkshire is full of Dinwoodies during the cycling season !!
by Baku Goose August 10, 2009
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Dorwood

The name of an amazing family
Wow, look, its the dorwoods
by Lols names February 4, 2022
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Durwood

by anonymous January 4, 2023
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Durwood Clapper

The hottest character from the flop 2013 game My Muppets Show.
"Dude, Durwood Clapper is such a beautiful man"
by Gorno August 25, 2025
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Hehehe darwood

A fun type of person
Someone really cool
Someone who is a great friend

A great man

Educator
Omg he’s my favourite guy he’s a total hehehe darwood
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