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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Dids It 

A long and strange way my friend says "I did it". Most say it's from Jojo,most say it's from the band ACDC. Surprisingly it also came from a SML video "Black Yoshi's kids" where Black Yoshi says "Not if they ain't know who be dones did it" at 8:17 (It's not even hard to tell it came from him)
From Discord 7/9/21
Friend 1:You stole my body pillow 6 time and you gonna tell me that?!
Friend 2:Don't be all them talks like I dirty deeds done dirt dids it to be them emo maddafakkas!

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap 

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring, 3-6-2-4-3-6, hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Oh yeah
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, woo
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
(Done dirt cheap)
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
(Done dirt cheap)
Do anything you want me to
(Done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds)
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
(Done dirt cheap)
Yeah

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

dirty dirty Aiden 

A dirty dirty Aiden is when you fuck your stepsis so hard that she yells I love your small cock 8 times in a row!
my stepbro gave me a dirty dirty aiden yeaterday and I today i gave him head!!
dirty dirty Aiden by alwaysrealfacts February 18, 2023

Dirty Dirter

Bristolian term originating from King Paul himself. Used to describe the dirtiest of dirty Bristolian girls.

Must be spoken in a thick Bristolian accent:
"Aaww she's a right Dirty Dirter that one, i bet she'd let you put it any where!"

"AAwwwwww I porked some right dirter dirterson 'larst' night"

Girl: <looks up at you whilst performing fellatio>

Guy: "You Dirty Dirter you"
Dirty Dirter by Not a Bistolian October 18, 2008

The Dirty Dirty 

"Did you just land at Hartsfield International?"

"Yep! I'm back in the Dirty Dirty! Let's go to the Vortex."
The Dirty Dirty by ATLien! January 28, 2010

Dirty,Dirty Dave 

Having naughty thoughts about someone you work with that are so intense, you can't help but play the skin-flute at your cubicle while your surrounding cubicle mates are out to lunch.
I couldn't get through the day without pulling a Dirty,Dirty Dave...literally.