dirty-penguin

When one is in serious need of a crap, and you have to walk the dirty penguin to the toilet.

JOHN: Oh sh**, i need to go to the crapper!
ALLEN: Your walking the dirty-penguin!

by skidded August 3, 2010

The Dirt Penguin

A sexual move where either party defecates upon the other party's chest or stomach, then, with a running start, slides across that person's torso as a penguin would over ice.

I heard she got the dirt penguin last night. Her tits and face were covered in shit.

by Rub Rocket February 4, 2010

dirty penguino

A three-some containing a White, Black, and Latino hence a penguin is white and black, and penguino is a Spanish word for penguin.

Did you hear? Jaheim, Stacy, and Amy had a dirty penguino last night

by DirtyPenguino July 5, 2014