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Dirty Kyle

When you go camping for 3 days with your buddies and you don't take a shower and then come home and your girlfriend/wife gives you a blow job. If the girl is a trooper she will not gag.
On the way back home from camping, "I can't wait to go home and get my dirty Kyle!"
by big_skip_2305 June 15, 2011
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the dirty kyle is when you borrow the girl's car you were fucking to pick up your girlfriend. it can also be known as breaking it off with the girl you are fucking because your girlfriend is coming to visit.
Man, my wife was coming to the airport, i had to pull and dirty kyle and get julie's car.

damn bro, my wife is coming to see me. i have to dirty kyle janet and quit fucking her.
by chulevonawesome November 25, 2009
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Dirty Kylee

A person everyone hates so she collects blackmail and extorts people to be their friend.
"Did you hear about Jessica? She is such a dirty kylee."
by biggiesmallsfan87 April 9, 2020
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When you put period blood into a dildo, freeze it then make your partner fuck u with it until you bleed out your own asshole into another dildo and repeat the process back and forth forever.
Me and my girl pulled a dirty kyle yesterday
by oracleofdelphi! August 25, 2018
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Dirty Kyleah

The act of having sex with a woman, but before the man ejaculates, he pulls out and cums into a container. The woman then urinates into the container, and the man holds it in his mouth afterwards. Both proceed to french kiss, exchanging fluids and eventually vomiting.
Jim: Hey dude, are you sick?

Joe: No, I'm good, it's cause I pulled a dirty kyleah on my girlfriend last night.
by Veshaanan December 7, 2018
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Dirty Kyle

When you bend over the seat of a piece of shit ‘79 peterbilt 359 setback axle and your boyfriend shoves a can of brake clean up your ass.
Did you hear? Nick gave Cheeseburger a dirty Kyle?”
by Stoneybonezzzzz May 8, 2022
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Shits on his dads face then licks it vigorously off his tongue. Proceeds to rainbow kiss him and have sex with his grandmother, sucks her flabby tits and rails her against a cactus.
by FlabbyGrannys September 13, 2024
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