Rectum Directum

The process of aiming a shit into a toilet while not on it.

We sometimes do a rectum directum for our party, and it always ends in a mess.

by yourlostuncle December 3, 2019

Spaff Directory

A rather amusing term for the Urban Dictionary!

"you know what is the best website in the world? the Spaff Directory!"

"What does Spaff mean? check the Spaff Directory!"

by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

come directly

Usually this word is used to tell people to quit talking behind your back. It's used when people indirectly speak false facts about a person.

"Janette said that you are a dumb bitch" says Kim.

I say, "tell her i said bitch please come directly"

by Lady Cash April 30, 2008

directly proportional

immediately the relation of one thing to another in size degree or amount

girl: your smexxiness is directly proportional to the number of tatoos you have
boy: really??? i'm going to get another..
girl: heeeyyyy...

your level of hotness is directly proportional to how little clothing you have on...and how big your boots are

by nina & 'lissa March 25, 2007

B2B Directory

Businessimpex.com is a extensive online b2b directory of indian exporters, importers,manufacturer, wholesalers, suppliers of apparels, bicycle, auto parts, motor parts, fasteners, Forging, machine tools, power press, generators, briquette plants, Generators, hand tools and other engineering components.

Businessimpex is a extensive online b2b directory of indian exporters, importers,manufacturer, wholesalers, suppliers of apparels, bicycle, auto parts, motor parts, fasteners, Forging, machine tools, power press, generators, briquette plants, Generators, hand tools and other engineering components.

by Mick Denny May 21, 2011

no spank bank directory

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.

i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.

by Chris Norton January 29, 2009

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

by Sexydimma November 13, 2020