DingleDong

DingleDong is a term for a penis that is good-looking and extremity long and Dingly.

Girl - "Oh, I didn't know you hade a dingledong!"

by itsBlackNight June 1, 2021

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Dingle Dongle

The Air Force ROTC defintition of the drawstring on ones PTU (physical training uniform) shorts.

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, your dingle Dongle is hanging out. Fix it!"

Cadet Wang: "Yes Sir!"

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"

Cadet Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."

by dferrari January 29, 2012

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dinglewonger

the long shlong that hangs off a man's no-no square.

skedaddle skedoodle yer dicks now a noodle. "Dinglewonger"

by The duck goes quack quack January 23, 2018

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dingledonker

(Noun) A silly or foolish person. A doofus who means well, but finds ways to screw up stuff. A naive social media poster who posts first and thinks later.

To all you dingledonkers unknowingly posting, liking and sharing potential propaganda on Facebook, stop.

by TheBabypj November 2, 2020

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