Dillpickle0_0

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by Dillpickle0_0 January 6, 2021

dilapidater

A man or woman who exaggerates their assets and lies about their age on internet dating sites. When you meet them in person they are actually much older and far more rundown.

Friend 1: How was your blind date with that guy last night?

Friend 2: It was a nightmare, he said he was 34 but he was actually 49 and I am pretty sure he was wearing a hairpiece.

Friend 1: He sounds like a dilapidater.

by Free Ranger June 3, 2007

dilapidated

A term used to subtly describe a male who is unable to maintain an erection.

I had high expectations when crawling into bed with Xavier, but alas, he was dilapidated.

by C. Von Epling September 17, 2010

dilopidos

a male that is the pimp of all trades and can kick the mother f'n shit out of you and all your friends

dilopidos is the shit dawg

by davon December 23, 2003

dilapidatious

adjective to describe something that is dilapidated but in a way kinda cool, like really old sneakers that youve colored in with markers

"Nice shoes, theyre pretty dilapidatious, how long have u had them?"

by Austin Danger Leonardini April 11, 2004

dillidallius

A situation caused by a person dilli-dallying and is an example of mere stupidity.

It was quite a dillidallius situation when the alarm went off and she forgot the passcode.

by Alex Baranov August 22, 2011

Dillidicking

To Fuck around or waste time

Hey Joe, don’t be dillidicking with my time today.

by Humblehustler May 31, 2019